![]() Seeing this is a bass column and not a science journal, let’s write a similar chart using bass.Įither on paper, tablet or in your mind, see the words (in thick black, bold font) ‘PROFESSIONAL BASS PLAYER’ across the middle of a page. Let’s take being a professional bass player for instance. “ Just look at all the careers you’re throwing away and carefully consider this chart…” were the guidance counselor’s wise words.Īlthough I did drop chemistry and waved ‘goodbye’ to fifty or more chemistry related careers, I often think of how such a chart relates to music, the study of music and the factors that are either ‘affirmed’ or ‘axed’ depending on whether we stick with it or drop it. Each circle held a career choice in which high school chemistry was required. There were about fifty arrows pointing out from the word to an equal amount of circles on the page. What stands out in my mind is a chart that the counselor produced from his cluttered desk that had the word CHEMISTRY in thick, black, bold letters written across the centre of the page. I can quite vividly recall the guidance counselor pleading a pretty good case for chemistry, even though my mind was set on ‘axing’ it. Days after receiving this, I marched down to my high school guidance counselor to drop the chemistry class from my school schedule so that I could free up more time to prepare for music school. Hmm.It was in my final year of high school that I earned a scholarship that paid my tuition to a music program in Toronto. Krabs! I'm a failure!ĭon't you get it, you crustaceous cheapskate? I can't make a Double Krabby Patty with the works! I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order! Yes! I finally realize that I can't do it! I can't do it, Mr. I got it! I got it! It's all very clear to me now, Mr. I'm gonna help ya! If you learn to make a Krabby Patty again, your life will be back in order. So, you can make me more money! I-I-I mean, patties. All we need to do is get your confidence back. I think don't ready back to go to work, Mr. Nonsense, you'll be back makin' Krabby Patties like your old self in no time! I anything can't do right since because pickles. D'oh, how do I turn this thing off? Think, think, think, think! Wrong! Wrong! Nope! Naw! Negatory! Nyet! Aww, I almost had it! Alarm clock. think, Sponge! Oh yeah! It was mattress, SpongeBob, mattress, then sheets, pillow. was it mattress, mattress, sheets, pillow, then SpongeBob? Or. Shoe? I am so confused! Maybe a good night's sleep will help me get my head on straight. This pickle thing has got my head all messed up. Why don't you take the rest of the day off? Mustard, then ketchup, lettuce, then the pickles? No! Mustard down, bun stuff down d'oh, where's the patty go? Pickles, ketchup, wait! Think! Think! I'm losin' it! Bun down, shoe, mustard, pan, bun. Then ketchup, then mustard, then pickles? No! That's not right! Bun down. That two bucks is comin' out of your paycheck! Krabs, I know I put pickles on that Krabby Patty. How's about a free glass of water? A dozen free glasses of water! I'll even put ice in it! No! Come back! Two dollars! Two dollars, no! No! How about a discount on restroom tokens? ![]() I know I put them on! Where are those pickles? Pickles? Pickles? Pickles? But, the pickles should be right where they always are. here ya go! Well, Bubble Bass, whaddaya think? ![]() I hear talk you make a mean Krabby Patty. I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun. ![]()
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